Waffles wants Tofurkey!!!
Kill me, I’m about to fall asleep. Sweet Jesus.
My ring is prettier than most of the guys I’ve dated.
Look what came in the post today, wow how cool am I huh
ID RATHER BE SLEEPING BUT IM TRYING TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT WORK TODAY IT’S GONNA BE GREAT GUYS HOW ARE YOU FEELING, ARE YOU PUMPED
I like kids until you tell them not to hit the glass of an aquarium and they do it even more. Then, I want to twist their supple necks.